John Winchester is known for his great parenting skills. If you are unsure on how to deal with your kids, just drop by and leave a message so he can give great tips and advice.
Disclaimer - This blog is a satire. Don't use this advice in real life. We in NO WAY try to encourage you into treating your kids badly or taking ANY of those tips seriously. This blog is completely satirical.
Warnings: John is emotionally and implied physically abusive. This blog may contain abuse advice (as a satire, can we stress this enough?) so please, if you feel you will be affected by the satirical advice on this blog, proceed at your own risk.